me: how come you don’t post pictures of me

him: do you want me to? i can right now if you want

me: no. i don’t want you to do it cause i told you to do it

him: then what hell do you want

me: i want you to want to post one of me without me telling you to

him: ok well i wanna post one right now

me: no. just no. it’s literally too late literally the moment is ruined you literally ruined it